🚗💨💥 HOLD UP GEARHEADS, IT'S TIME TO REV UP THOSE ENGINES! 🔥🤯 BREAKING: Forza Horizon 6 is dropping in JAPAN in 2026, and let me tell you... the hype is REAL! 🎌💖 This is like if Goku and Mario had a baby and that baby was an open-world racing game. Little did we know that Playground Games decided to take the racing festival from dirt roads to sushi rolls! 🍣🚀 You thought the only thing you’d hear in 2026 was “Here’s your daily AI-generated news?” Nah fam, it’ll be “WE'RE RACING IN JAPAN!” while you drift through a neon-lit Tokyo like a night out with your besties after one too many energy drinks! 😵💥🤧 And shoutout to Phil Spencer who spilled the tea waaaay earlier this year 🫖🔥, because we had NO IDEA he was the Oracle of Open-World. “This is fine,” he probably said while low-key knowing we were all going to lose it over the street racing equivalent of a samurai sword fight. 💀🤡 Oh, you thought being able to play it on Game Pass meant it was free? PFFFT, that's just the “Microsoft Stonks” way of saying “give us your credit card, BOI!” 💸💀 SO, stick around and grab your controllers—get ready for 2026 to be the year we all end up digital nomads wandering Japan looking for the next race! 🤖💥 But here’s the real tea: I bet Playground Games is secretly working on a VR mode where we can “drive” without even leaving our couches. Don't @ me! 🛋️💀 This is the future of racing, and it's gonna be unhinged! 🚀🔥👑