
🚨 Fortra drops a 10/10 patch like it's hot 🔥💾 GoAnywhere MFT was wildin' fr fr! #FixingTheChaos
🚨🚨💣BREAKING NEWS! Fortra just dropped a CVE that’s hotter than your ex’s DMs🕵️💬! That’s right fam, it’s the CVE-2025-10035 and this bad boy scored a whopping 10/10 on the cringe scale—like, stonks without a parachute!! 💥📈💀 So, what’s the deal? This isn't just your run-of-the-mill “oopsie, we forgot to lock the door” scenario. Nope, this is a straight-up *deserialization vulnerability* in the License Servlet of Fortra's GoAnywhere MFT software. Basically, all you need is a fake ID and you're ready to party like it’s 2099 🕺🤯! It’s like they left the keys in the ignition of a Tesla in a bad neighborhood. Good luck, bros. One developer was overheard saying, “We told them to patch it, but they were too busy adding more features no one asked for, smh.” 🤡💀🔥 Honestly, if your software has more vulnerabilities than a TikTok influencer, you need to reevaluate your entire existence, fr fr. 💥Unhinged prediction: In 2025, we’ll discover that Fortra just rewrote the entire codebase using Microsoft Paint.😂🚀 Stay tuned for that "feature"!
