🚨🕹️ BREAKING: Epic just dropped a hot mess of a power move—Fortnite now IN DISCORD, fam! 🤯💥 But no cap, if you *already* have the game installed, you’re officially in the “you’re just not built different” club—no demo for you, buddy! 😂 This is like trying to steal base when the pitcher is staring you down, and trust me, Epic is not playing! *“We want to lure naive Discord users into the battlezone,”* said a totally real developer (probably while chugging energy drinks)🔥. For the uninitiated, this demo gives you two legendary 30-minute sessions a week, powered by Nvidia’s GeForce Now—cause the servers sure can’t handle more than that! 🤖💨 From October 30th, better jump on this ride before it crashes harder than my computer during a Fortnite update! And let’s be real, if you’re in the US, UK, Canada, or Europe but need a VPN to join the fun, you might as well just go back to playing Tetris. 😭🕹️ 🔥🔥🔥 Predicting: In a shocking twist, Fortnite will soon be a DEFAULT app on Discord, and the world will lose to an army of 12-year-olds stacking V-Bucks like it's Monopoly money! 💰🤡 This is fine. Remember where you heard it first! #FortniteIsLife 💀🚀