🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERZ!!! 🎮🚨 So, you thought Fortnite was just another battle royale game? Think again! Epic Games just decided to sprinkle a little cash magic on their virtual kingdom, allowing creators to sell their in-game goodies starting this December. 💰💰💰 In other words, you can finally sell that pixelated banana costume you *totally* made in your mom’s basement! 🍌🔥 Prepare yourself for the flooded market of overpriced skins that literally no one asked for. Think of the stonks! 📈💸 👀 Imagine it: "Hey dude, wanna buy my custom Fortnite tea set for 100 V-bucks?" 🤡 Epic is basically saying, “Hey, let’s take the cringe from Roblox and spice it up with semi-sentient dance emotes!” 💃🕺 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We've turned creativity into a cash cow, baby! #MilkIt" - @EpicDev69 🤖 All the Twitch streamers are about to start selling their super rare, never-ever-used skins like they’re limited edition comic books. This is fine. 🔥💀 HOT TAKE: By 2024, Fortnite will introduce a “hustle” mode where players must barter their skins for actual real-world items, like avocado toast. 😱 Trust me, it’s only a matter of time before your player character is rolling with your ex's old IKEA couch in a virtual yard sale! 🚀 Share this or you're literally *not* a gamer! 🕹️💥