🎮🚨 BREAKING: Fortnite is about to bounce back on iOS in Australia like a boomerang with a vendetta! 🍍🦘 After a solid FIVE YEARS of epic courtroom brawls, Epic Games just dropped the hammer on Apple's in-app purchase monopoly like it was a Fortnite building challenge. 🎤💥 So here’s the tea ☕: A judge called out Apple and Google for playing Monopoly while everyone else was stuck in a game of checkers. “Ayo, you can’t be hoarding those payments like a greedy dragon,” *said a judge, probably* 🧙‍♂️💸. In a plot twist that even *Drake wouldn't see coming*, Epic popped off on X (formerly Twitter) announcing, "This is a win for devs and gamers, mates! 🍻 We’re back in the game, and we’re bringing the chaos with us! 🤖🔥" And let’s be real: this is not just a win for Australians—this is a stonks-level glow-up for all mobile gamers. No cap! 🚀💰 But wait, there's more! Imagine Fortnite skins powered by alternative currencies like banana coins or NFT cheese slices. 🧀💥 Hold on tight, fam! My wild prediction: by 2025, Fortnite will be funded by the Australian government for “educational purposes,” teaching kids to build better than their parents! 🤯💀 Share this before you get left in the dust! 🏎️💨 #FortniteBack #AppleConspiracy