“Fortnite back on the App Store like a boomerang 🔄💀. Can’t escape the battle bus no more! 🚀🔥 #CourtWins”
🚨🎮 FORNITE BACK ON THE APP STORE! 🌍💥 (Kinda) 🏴☠️ Hold onto your controller, gamers! Epic Games just pulled a “Look Ma, No Hands!” 😂 and got Fortnite back on the App Store in Australia after a court decided to give them a second chance! Guess the judge was just vibing with their emotes 🔥. But let's keep it 100 here—this isn’t no victory lap; it’s more like a “WOOHOO! We can finally sell you those overpriced skins again!” 💰💀 Epic is out here living their best life while the rest of the globe is left playing the waiting game. 😭 In a totally real and not-made-up convo, an Epic dev was like, “We may as well add ‘Wile E. Coyote’ to our list of skins at this rate! 🎉💥” Meanwhile, gamers in other countries are left like Drake pointing at the App Store: “Why not us?!” 🥲 So buckle up, fam! With this on-again, off-again app saga, I predict Fortnite will become the next Netflix—eh, wait, make that the next Blockbuster, because they might just run out of chances before they get back on every app store! 🤡✨ #Fortnite #RIPAppStore #Stonks 🚀