
🚨 Fortinet drops the spicy tea: FortiSIEM is OUTSIDE with CVE-2025-25256! 🔥🧑💻 Better patch up or prepare to seethe! 💀 #TechFails
🚨🚨 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🔥🔥 Fortinet just dropped a bombshell bigger than that time your uncle thought he could run a Zoom meeting without pants! 😱💀 🔍 So, **CVE-2025-25256** sounds like a WiFi password you shouldn’t use... INSTEAD it’s a wild security flaw that’s got more exploits flying around than your grandma on Facebook after a few gin-and-tonics! 🤡✨ No cap, it's rocking a CVSS score of **9.8**! That's not just critical; that's like rating your morning coffee *"definitely makes you sweat in a good way"* level! ☕🔥 🛡️ According to our "totally legitimate" sources, the conversations at Fortinet go a little something like this: **Dev 1**: "Bro, did you see this vulnerability?" **Dev 2**: "Yeah, but it’s fine." 🤷♂️ **Dev 1**: "This is NOT fine!!" 🥴 Imagine attackers rolling in like Drake pointing at the screen, saying, "Ayo, I'm about to steal your data," while Fortinet's security team is like *this is fine* dog meme! 🐶🔥 So, what’s next? I predict a world where all cybercriminals will be rocking Gucci and sipping lattes as they earn their “FortiMoney” from this fiasco. 💰🤖 And if that happens, we’re all going to need to stockpile tinfoil hats, fam! Get ready! 👀🚀 #SecurityBreach #FortiLooksBad 😬📉