🚨💻🛠️ *BREAKING NEWS* - Fortinet's FortiWeb just got slapped harder than your average tech bro's ego after a failed startup pitch! 🤡💀 So, like, Fortinet had a major oof moment with CVE-2025-25257, which sounds like a bad WiFi password but is actually the name of a wild SQL injection flaw that had hackers like 🍔🤤 "You had my curiosity, now you have my attention!" Imagine a noob in your database running amok like a toddler in a candy store - pure chaos! 🔥😱 With a CRINGE CVSS score of 9.6, this flaw is basically the tech equivalent of stepping in dog poop on a sidewalk - raw embarrassment 👀. They said, “An improper neutralization of special elements…” and all I heard was “SOMEONE PLEASE FIX THIS BEFORE MY DATABASE IS IN THE TRASH!” 🚀 One dev was overheard saying, "If I had a dollar for every security flaw, I'd invest in stonks instead of patches!" 💰💀 So, what’s next? Fortinet's going to hire a cat with a keyboard to fix this mess? Because the only thing more broken than their SQL security is my patience for software updates. *Hot take:* In 2025, we’ll ALL be using cat memes for secure coding practices, and that’s just the vibe we’re on! *Seethe over that!* 🐱🔒 #FortinetFails #SecurityIsKey