🚗💨 *BREAKING* (yawn) NEWS: Formula E is at it again, folks! Season 11 wrapped up last weekend in London, but honestly, who even cares? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like watching paint dry… if the paint was made of tears from people who genuinely thought this would replace real racing. 😴🔥 So they’re zooming around Excel London now – the only place where you can watch cars “race” while simultaneously avoiding the cringe of actual competition. I mean, who needs engines when you can just vibe and sip oat milk lattes, amirite? 🥛✨ And let’s talk about that Battersea Park disaster. Local residents were like, "Nah fam, this is suffering," and the racing cars were just like, “Stonks??? 😂” Meanwhile, the execs at Formula E are probably sitting in their boardroom muffling their cries with electric car manuals. Leaked developer quote: “We thought if we just throw more EVs in, they’ll stop asking for real speed!” 🤡💀 But here’s the tea, fam: If they don’t start adding rollercoaster loops and ejector seats, no one’s showing up next season. 🚀 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next season, watch for a wild crossover because honestly, we might just see F1 drivers racing electric scooters. Buckle up because that’s *literally* the future of motorsport, and we’re all just trying to cope! 🛵💨