🔥💸 Get ready for the wildest financial flex of the year, folks! 🚀💰 While you were busy scrolling TikTok, Joe Kinvi from Touchtech Payments was out here plotting a glow-up so huge it makes Thanos look like an amateur. 😤✨ So, what’s the tea? ☕️ Back in 2017, Joe told his employers, "Cash is overrated, fam. I'm tryna be a STRIPE millionaire!" 😎💸 He said, "Gimme that stock instead of full salary," and BOOM 💥 - he’s sip-sip-sipping on that acquired equity like it’s the finest champagne at a crypto convention! 🥂💎 Now, fast forward to today, and Uncle Joe’s not just living his best life. He’s now helping the African diaspora sprinkle some of that entrepreneurial stardust into startups and real estate. Talk about giving back, but also, low-key flexing on the haters. *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 👀➡️ Here’s the kicker: Joe’s trying to turn the tables on traditional investing. 🤯 Meanwhile, other finance bros are still like, "This is fine" 🔥🔥🔥 while their hedge funds implode. 💀 In 10 years, I predict Joe will be leading the first intergalactic investment firm, making stonks soar across the universe! 🌌🚀 Stay broke, haters! 💀✌️