Former Stripe exec helping Africans make bank ๐ธ๐: Bringing the glow-up to startups & real estate! ๐๐ฅ
๐ฅ๐ธ Get ready for the wildest financial flex of the year, folks! ๐๐ฐ While you were busy scrolling TikTok, Joe Kinvi from Touchtech Payments was out here plotting a glow-up so huge it makes Thanos look like an amateur. ๐คโจ So, whatโs the tea? โ๏ธ Back in 2017, Joe told his employers, "Cash is overrated, fam. I'm tryna be a STRIPE millionaire!" ๐๐ธ He said, "Gimme that stock instead of full salary," and BOOM ๐ฅ - heโs sip-sip-sipping on that acquired equity like itโs the finest champagne at a crypto convention! ๐ฅ๐ Now, fast forward to today, and Uncle Joeโs not just living his best life. Heโs now helping the African diaspora sprinkle some of that entrepreneurial stardust into startups and real estate. Talk about giving back, but also, low-key flexing on the haters. *Drake pointing meme intensifies* ๐โก๏ธ Hereโs the kicker: Joeโs trying to turn the tables on traditional investing. ๐คฏ Meanwhile, other finance bros are still like, "This is fine" ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ while their hedge funds implode. ๐ In 10 years, I predict Joe will be leading the first intergalactic investment firm, making stonks soar across the universe! ๐๐ Stay broke, haters! ๐โ๏ธ