🎮👾💀 Hold onto your booty, tech fam, 'cause Ayaneo just dropped a *literal* Nintendo DS clone called the Pocket DS! 💥 Yes, you heard that right—it's like if a Game Boy and a smartphone had a chaotic one-night stand and birthed this dual-screen baby! 👶💥 Preorder this overpriced piece of nostalgia for just **$399** (what is this, a museum? 🏛️) or wait until it ships like a time traveler from 2025! 🚀 OwO—imagine the hype! But pro tip: if you’re paying $1,279 for an overpowered Flip 1S with Windows 11, just put your money in the stonks meme and invest in a solid rock 🤡💰. Developer quote leaked from the “not at all cringe” Ayaneo team: “We believe that nothing screams ‘fun’ like a dual-screen device that charges you more than therapy for your childhood!” 😅💔 Meanwhile, Nintendo is out here vibing while holding multiple Ls 😂. Can we have a moment of silence for all the handhelds trying to be relevant? *This is fine* 🔥. 🔥🔥 *Hot take: In three months, gamers will start using Pocket DS as a paperweight.* 💀👀 Who's ready to seethe about that? Drop a comment!