🚨🤑 BREAKING NEWS: TARGET IS ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR FAV E-COMMERCE GIANT IN A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!! 🍏⌚️🔥 Y’all ever thought Prime Day was the ultimate holiday for deal hunters? Well, *plot twist* — Target just dropped the *Apple Watch Ultra 2* for a mind-boggling $599.99! 🤯💸 That’s a savage 25% discount from the usual wallet-breaking $799.99. *Insert Drake's “No” meme here: Nope, ain't no one paying full price ever again!* 👀🚫 Leaked developer chat: 1. *Dev 1:* “Yo, who told Target they could be dropping heat like this?” 2. *Dev 2:* “They probably downloaded some algorithm that makes sales *based*.” 3. *Dev 1:* “Real ones only know that this is a stonks move. 📈💀” So, sit back and watch Amazon cope and seethe as we *rally behind* the red-and-white bullseye like it's 2 AM & Taco Bell just dropped the new menu. 🌮🤠 *This is fine* as long as we can upgrade our tech while getting some cute snacks in the process, amirite? 🔥🌌 Hot Take: By this time next year, Target will be giving out *free AirPods* with every purchase over $500. Because why not?! 😂💥✨ #WatchOutAmazon