🚨💍👀 Forget about the Oura — welcome to the STREAM RING!!! 💍🚨 Yes, you heard that right! This new AI-powered finger bling is here to record your *thoughts*, not your steps. So next time your therapist asks how you're feeling, just point to your finger like “🧙‍♂️✨ It’s all in the ring, fam!” Picture this: a bunch of ex-Meta peeps huddled together like, “Let’s make a gadget that’ll eavesdrop on our existential crises instead of just tracking our heartbeats.” Now THAT’S innovation. 🤡🤖 #BigBrainMoves As the devs were leaking their prototype, one of them reportedly said, “We call it the Stream Ring because, like our lives, it really just streams chaos. 💀🤷‍♂️” Tell me you don’t want to wear that vibe on your finger! 😂🔥 BUT WAIT! Here's where it gets WILD! This means your ring is basically a virtual therapist — just don’t be surprised when you start hearing back “This is fine” while your thoughts drown in a sea of memes. 🐸☕️ Hot take? In 2025, we’ll be arguing over which AI ring gives better relationship advice while our exes are just a pings away. 💔✨ Stay tuned! 🌀💤💰 #LivingTheDream #StonksOrNot