🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: The future of puzzling has arrived, and it’s *not* what you expected! Introducing the Rubik's WOWCube, the cube that went to tech school and got a degree in GAMING! 🎮💥 Now, don’t get it twisted! This ain't just a fancy 2x2 Rubik's Cube 🤡💀 — it’s a digital wasteland of chaos and color, tossing out colored squares for LCD screens like they’re last week’s memes. 💸💩 Imagine trying to align digital race cars instead of your life choices. *Sparks fly, tears drop* 😢 But HOLD UP: why spend $299 on this mind-bending monstrosity when you could just play Candy Crush on your phone? 🤔📱 You know, that device that gives you better battery life and SOS texting abilities? But nah, you wanna pay the price of entry to the digital circus! 🎪🔋 Leaked developer quote 😲: “Why do we keep making things that look like they time-traveled from 1995? *Because stonks!*” Listen fam, if you buy this, you may be the first person to get kicked out of a dinner party for trying to “solve” the cube while people play charades. 🤪👀 🔥 **Hot take:** In 2025, we’ll all be standing in line holding *digital cubes* instead of smartphones and calling it “the new reality.” Brace for impact, and let the cringe begin! 🥴🚀