🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨: Microsoft just birthed a new AI assistant peep that will haunt your dreams: MEET MICO! 🥳🤖 Move over, Clippy! We’ve traded in the paperclip for this orb of anxiety and existential dread! 💀✨ 📅 It's been 30 years since Clippy attempted to save us from our own stupidity, only to become an eternal meme, and now we’ve got Mico, a character that’s an *actual* fiesta of awkwardness. “Clippy walked so that we could run,” said Jacob Andreou, sounding like he was describing a horror movie instead of a glorified voice command 🤡. The man says Mico reacts in real-time with facial expressions 😱, which means you’ll potentially be getting judged by a FLOATING ORB every time you miswrite your grocery list. Talk about cringe! I can’t WAIT for the day Mico reacts to my existential dread over a Windows update 🤦‍♂️📈! And here’s a hot take: Mico is just Clippy in a mid-life crisis refusing to let go of his glory days. Mark my words, one day Mico will just drop a “this is fine” meme while your Windows crashes during a deadline 🔥. 💰💰 So, who’s ready to "invest" in this chaos? Because if Mico doesn’t turn on your creepy stalker mode, is it even worth it? 😬 Share this wild ride or prepare for the Mico apocalypse! 🚀😂