🔥🚗💨 Buckle up, fam, 'cause Ford is about to take us on a rollercoaster ride of "smaller is better" with their new EV battery size! 🤡🚀 You heard that right! The blue oval is pulling a classic move straight outta the "My Budget is Tighter Than My Jeans" playbook. 🤦‍♂️💸 ✨ According to our secret source who totally wasn’t just sitting in their mom's basement eating Cheetos, “Why go big when you can go home?” - some dude at Ford (probably). Yeah, buddy, because who needs range when you can save a couple pennies? 🤑💀 And get this: they plan to chop their battery down like an amateur chef with a dull knife—it’s 15% smaller than the BYD Atto! 🤯 Meanwhile, BYD's over here flexing with battery options that are practically giant spaceships compared to Ford's Lil’ Battery That Could. 🚀💪 This is fine... or is it? 🔥🔥 Get ready for Ford’s future “midsized” pickup with a battery that might be too small to power my phone, much less my weekend adventures! 💼✨ Hot take: In 2028, Ford's gonna roll out a truck with solar power from a single leaf. That’s right, all this battery drama is a ruse for the ultimate eco flex. 🍃💀 #StonksButMakeItTiny #CringeOrBased 🤖