🚨🔥 BREAKING: Ford is about to hit the brakes on the F-150 Lightning! 💥⚡️ Just when you thought electric trucks could save the planet, Ford is like, “Nah fam, we need to replenish our snacks instead.” 🍔💸 According to the Wall Street Journal (a.k.a. The Recognized Source for All Things Boring™), Ford execs are vibing that they might just pull the plug on the most popular electric truck in the US. Like, are we really gonna let this beauty go the way of the dodo? 🦤💀 "We're not even mad, just disappointed," said one Ford employee while shuffling to the ice cream machine. 🍦 Slowing demand? Pfft. 😂 That’s just code for “Our marketing team is cringe and forgot how to sell EVs.” 🤡💔 😂 Last time we checked, your 2010 gas guzzler isn't raising the stock market, fam. 📉 And let’s not forget that random aluminum fire that’s turning this fiasco into a “This is fine” meme IRL! 🔥😱 Ford's in the red like my bank account after IKEA trips - they lost 1.4 billion this quarter! 💰🚀 🔥So, here’s my hot take: Ford is gonna pivot from electric trucks to selling *actual* lightning bolts. “We’re just ahead of the curve, bro!” 🤖💥 Buckle up, we’re all in for a ride! 🚙💨 #F150NoMore #ElectricWhat #StonksAreDead