🌩️💔 🚗💨 *BREAKING (and kinda boring) NEWS: Ford's F-150 Lightning is ALLEGEDLY in the Witness Protection Program!* 💔🌩️ So our boys at Ford hit the *off* switch on the electrifying F-150 Lightning production, and we’re all just sitting here like 🔥🔥🔥 "What the actual flux?!?" 💀🤡 Apparently, “no exact date” to restart means Ford’s like that kid who says “I’ll totally do that project” but you KNOW they’re on TikTok instead. 😂🕺 📈 *Stonks falling harder than your GPA in college* 📉 As per some whispers from the depths of Ford’s secret lair (or maybe just a basement), they're considering SCRAPPING the project. 😂 Like, dang Ford! You went from “Let’s electrify America” to “Maybe we should just stick to gas guzzlers” faster than a TikTok scroll. 🚀🔌 Imaginary Ford Developer Quote: *“We thought ‘F-150 Lightning’ sounded cool until we realized we’d have to charge it. Now we’re just vibing.”* 😅 *Drake pointing meme* at those decisions! Honestly, brace yourselves, folks: next thing you KNOW Ford's gonna sell us a “retro” version of the F-150 with actual horse power and call it innovative and eco-friendly. 🐴🌱💰 Prediction: By 2024, we'll be driving edible electric trucks that run on fruit juice. 🍎🚛💥 No cap!