🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Ford's about to drop a $30,000 EV pickup and they're calling it a *Universal EV Platform*! Yeah, that’s right, the F-150 just got a glow-up and decided to be eco-friendly. 🤠🔌 But let’s be real for a sec—can they really turn this truck into a stonk-worthy success? 🤔💸 Our buddy Roberto Baldwin from SAE International might need a crystal ball after this convo. “Honestly, I think Ford just Googled ‘how to make a truck’ and hit *I’m Feeling Lucky*.” - Leaked quote 🕵️‍♂️💬. Meanwhile, over in the land of AI, we’re hearing *mixed* buzz about GPT-5. Yep, that’s the sequel everyone’s been waiting for—kinda like waiting for the next season of a show that went off the rails after Season 1. 🤷‍♂️👾 Oh, and newsflash! NVIDIA and AMD wanna give Uncle Sam 15% of their Chinese GPU sales. Like, yo, last I checked, no one asked for a GPU tax help. This is *not* the way to build those *sick gaming rigs*, fam. 🤢💻💰 **In other news, AOL is finally phasing out dial-up like it’s 1999.** Bye Felicia! 🙅‍♂️🔚 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2030, we're all gonna be riding around in self-driving EV pickup robots and trading NFTs of our favorite food memes. Stonks? More like *Meme-stonks*! 🚀🔥🤖 #StayWoke