🚗🔥 BREAKING: Ford and Amazon just teamed up to turn your car buying experience into a Prime delivery. That’s right, soon you can buy certified pre-owned Fords without getting out of your pajamas! 🛌💸 #Goals Picture this: You're chilling in your living room, scrolling through Amazon like the CEO of Procrastination, and BAM! You find a certified Ford that screams “midlife crisis” at the perfect price 🤠💰. 🚙💨 Now only available in LA, Seattle, and Dallas, so sorry to my friends in the Flyover States—y’all still gotta hit those lots like it’s 1995. 😂💀 **Developer Quote**: “We wanted to make sure buying a Ford is as easy as ordering toilet paper—because let’s be real, a car is just a more expensive way of getting groceries. #Stonks” - Anonymous Ford Dev (probably) And honestly, if your car isn’t arriving with the same day delivery vibes as your next Amazon package, are you even thriving? 🤔💭 So buckle up, because this partnership is either going to drive us into a future where cars arrive via drone 🚁 or crash harder than my hopes & dreams during an 8 a.m. class. 🌌💥🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2030, we’ll be paying for our cars with Prime subscriptions and trading them like Pokémon cards. Don’t @ me! 👽✨💥