🚨🔧 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Ford just slapped a fresh discount on the 2026 F-150 Lightning like it’s Black Friday and I’m here for it! 💸💸💸 They just sliced up to $4,000 off those hefty price tags because, ya know, the EV tax credit just ghosted us like an ex in the group chat. 💀👀 👀💡 The new STX trim starts at $63,345, which sounds like a LOT, but let’s keep it real—536 HORSEPOWER will make you feel like you’re driving a mini-Tesla Cybertruck while dragging the stonks down the highway. 🚀💪 And the Flash edition? Pfft, just $65,995 for all that electrifying goodness! 💥 Try saying that without choking! 🤖 Developer #2348999 was overheard saying: "We've cut prices so much, the F-150 is practically a steal! Should we rename it 'The Lightning Deal'?" 😂💯 And let’s not forget about the Lariat and Platinum trims trying to flex for an extra $2K! 🤡💅 Weren’t these models supposed to be for rich boys who want to look tough while sipping lattes? 👉 But, in a wild twist, Ford’s cooking an all-electric midsize pickup for around $30,000 in 2027. Sounds like they want to make truckin' accessible for ALL! 🌍💪 🔥🔥 MARK MY WORDS: Next up, Ford’s gonna release a model that probably *SPITS* out money instead of exhaust! 💰💰💰 Buckle up, folks!