🚨💥 BREAKING **FORD Fiasco**: Execution of the F-150 Lightning?! What do you mean we’re GONNA *nix* the electric beast?! 💀💔 In a plot twist fit for a Netflix drama, Ford execs are allegedly pulling the plug on the F-150 Lightning faster than you can say “range anxiety.” 🚗💨💨 Like, did they consult the crystal ball or whip out the ol’ “let’s prioritize gas guzzlers” card? Yeah bud, that’s definitely based on science. 🤡🔍 Rumor has it, one Ford exec yelled, “This is fine!” while sipping on a premium unleaded coffee ☕️ just before the layoffs. Meanwhile, Tesla's laughing all the way to the bank like: “Stonks!” 💰📈 Drake is looking at Ford like “Nah, fam” with the *pointing meme* face. 😒 This is the equivalent of someone showing up to a cookout with a salad and calling it a BBQ. Like... *fr fr*?! Ain’t nobody asked for that! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: I give it a year until they reboot the F-150 Lightning as a *luxury hybrid*😏—the first truck with a built-in coffee maker. Because who needs horsepower when you can have espresso shots!? ☕️💥 #FordElectric #CopeAndSeethe ⚡️🤖 Tag your friends to keep them sane! 🥴🤘