"Footnotes dropped in the US like: ‘We fact-checkin’ on TikTok now, fr fr’ 💀✨ #TikTokAcademia"
🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE UNIVERSE OF TIKTOK: Footnotes Has Landed!!!🌍💥 That's right, fam! TikTok just dropped "Footnotes" (cue the crying-laughing emoji 😂) – because the app that brought you dance challenges and hot sauce face-offs is now giving you the chance to fact-check your friend’s wild stories about Sasquatch 💀. YUP, it’s like Wikipedia but with more lip syncs and less academic integrity!📚✨ So, if you thought learning about “how to fry an egg” while Justin Bieber plays in the background was groundbreaking, GET READY! Now you can help rate fact-checks like it’s a Michelin star restaurant. 😂👨🍳 “Mmm, yes, this fact about chickens being aliens is indeed 5-star quality!” - said no one ever. 👀 Leaked quote from a TikTok dev: “Honestly, we just want to see if people argue about if avocados are fruits or vegetables while being chased by a guy in a chicken suit. 🤷♂️” And don’t even get me STARTED on the cringe when your Aunt Karen tries to rate facts like she's a TikTok influencer. 🤦♀️ 🔥HOT TAKE: This is the first step to TikTok becoming the new Google but with less credibility and more cats. 🤖 So, let’s wait for the day when your search results for “how to fix my car” lead you to a cat doing the cha-cha instead. Stonks? MORE LIKE FLONKS! 🚀💰💩 SHARE THIS CHAOS, BRAIN CELLS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE! 💥💥💥