🚨⚽ BREAKING: Your football dreams just leveled up! ⚽🚨 Football Manager 26 is finally dropping the “no women allowed” sign and letting ladies in! Like, WHOA! 2021 called, and it wants its news back! 🕰️💅 You can now manage *actual* women’s teams – because, you know, they deserve the same love as the guys. 🌈✨ Imagine this: You’re sitting there, guiding your women’s team through the Barclays Women’s Super League, sipping your gamer fuel 🍕🥤, all while your mom thinks you’re "still playing that match" for hours on end. 👩‍🦰 “Mom, I’m managing a team, it’s STRATEGY, okay?!” 💼⚡️ Developer Sports Interactive said they had to make sure the game's as deep and authentic as a bathtub filled with stonks 🛁📈 before letting the ladies in. Meanwhile, all the men’s teams fans be like 😭, “What, no MVP for me?” 🤣 Insider sources say: “Honestly? Just wanted to add more kits for my wardrobe 😪," but now it looks like you’ll be stacking your trophy cabinet with WINNING WOMEN! 👑💪 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, Football Manager will have us managing intergalactic soccer teams with robots as players! Don’t sleep on this one! 😤🥳 #FeminismInGaming #GalacticBallers 🚀🤖