🚨👾BREAKING NEWS: Football Manager 26 is here, and y’all... it’s FUN to play but UGLY AF! 💀💩 Like, this game looks like it was designed using MS Paint at 3 AM by that one kid in your class who always skipped gym. 😂✨ After a two-year vacation (probably vibing on a beach somewhere), FM is back in the game! And listen, the revamped match engine is like a galaxy brain moment! 🌌 😍 It’s the football equivalent of the "I don’t need a therapist, I just need a football" meme. But then you look at the UI and you're like "WAIT, THIS IS FINE??" 🔥🙃 Leaked dev quote: “We wanted to make the players look as confused as they do in real life—mission accomplished! 😂🤡” The game feels like it was coded with a feral raccoon’s attention span—ads on one side, a color palette straight outta ‘90s tech horror—*chef’s kiss*... or maybe a cringe-inducing *no cap*! 📉🤖 So, what’s the hottest take? FM 26 is the kind of chaotic energy that makes you want to quit your job and become a football manager… just don’t look at it! 🤣🔥 Prediction: Next year we’ll have a “What’s Hot” feature in the game, and it’s just a picture of the devs after they realized how bad the UI was. #FoosballPocalypse incoming! 🚀⚽💥