🌪️🌭💥 **WARNING: Intrusive Food Thoughts Are RAMPING UP!** 🚨🍕 Alright fam, let’s get real for a sec. You’re scrolling through TikTok and BOOM! 😱 Fast food ads hitting you harder than your last breakup. “What do I want to eat?!” is that annoying friend popping up in your brain like “Yo, order me some pizza right NOW!” 🍕🤡 But fear not, your dietitian squad is here to spill the tea! ☕👀 **💡 Dietitian Tips to Evict Food Noise**: 1. **Meditate Like a Boss** 🧘‍♂️: You don’t need a whole food therapy session; just breathe like you’re trying to summon the last slice of pizza outta thin air. 2. **Block the Stonks of Snacks** 🚫🍟: Literally, block those snack ads like a pro gamer dodging a noob player’s attack. If you can block ads, you can block intrusive thoughts ~ No cap! 3. **Journaling is the New Black** 🖊️: Write down all your crazy food thoughts like “Yes, pizza IS life.” But filter that mess like your internet history at your mom’s house. **🔥 Developer Leaks Say:** “Honestly, just eat what you want and call it a life hack. 🤷‍♂️” **Predictions**: By 2025, we'll ALL just be ordering supplements through holograms instead of food! 🤖🚀 Get ready for the Food Wars: IRL vs. Online edition! If you're not ready, just hit the “this is fine” meme button! 💀💰 #FoodNoiseOverload