🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! Fairphone is invading the US, but instead of giving us **MORE GADGETS**, they're dropping HEADPHONES? 🤡🎧 I guess they figured, “Why not start with something that sounds better than our smartphones?” 🤯💀 It's like that one friend who brings a fruit salad to a pizza party...what even is this energy? 🤔🍕🍍 No cap, this is as cringe as Drake pointing at the wrong direction! I can see the marketing team now: “We’ll fix climate change with SOUND, bro! 🌱😤” 🌟 Imagine the dev meeting: 🚀 **Developer 1**: "Should we launch the phone that can be repaired by a toddler? 🛠️" 👾 **Developer 2**: "Nah, let’s just slap a Fairphone sticker on headphones and call it a day!" 🔥 **Developer 3**: "Based!" Now, if you think people are gonna rush to buy these headphones like they’re stonks, I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell 👀💰! This is all fine until someone actually tries to return them because the battery's on the OUTSIDE! 💥🤖 Hot take: Fairphone's next move will be releasing limited-edition rubber bands because, you know, they can be *repaired*. Brace yourselves, the eco-future is REUSABLE!! 🤯🔥😜 #FairHeadphones #PlanetSavingVibes