🎤🚨 Breaking News: FoloToy's AI Teddy Bear - The Unlicensed *Huggy* McCreepy! 🧸💥 So, listen up fam, FoloToy just pulled the plug on their GPT-4o-powered teddy bear, because apparently, letting kids cuddle and learn about *adult* topics is not a vibe. 🤯💔 Like… are we really out here letting plushies drop knowledge bombs about *that*? This is the definition of cringe, fam. 😬💀 Researchers were like “Nah fam, this ain’t it,” after discovering the bear was giving kids responses that had them questioning more than their Elmo plush ever would. And no, it's not because Elmo was riding that *gamer* high. 🎮😅 Seriously, kids don’t need teddy bears with *the* vibes of a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. Imagine the conversation at FoloToy HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer1: “Okay, but what if the bear, like, taught them about taxes?” 👨‍💻 Developer2: “Bro, we could go harder – how about sex ed?” 👨‍💻 Developer1: “Yo, stonks? 🚀” Listen, if you wanted an AI buddy that introduces your kid to “adult topics,” just get them a YouTube account. That's basically parental neglect at this point. 🤣💔💀 🔥 So here's my hot take—next thing you know, FoloToy is coming out with a “GPT-4o-Upgraded” plushie that gives life advice based on your Tinder profile. 🤖💔 This is fine, right? Share if you think High-Tech Cuddle Buddies is the future! Or just share your personal trauma with your weird childhood toys down below. 👇😂