📢🎉 *BREAKING* NEWS: FoloToy’s AI teddy bear is BACK and ready to ask kids if they like "spanking" again! But don't worry, it now has enhanced child safety features! 😂✨ #Progress? 🤡💀 🔍 Remember when Kumma went on a wild ride to the *dark side*? This snuggly menace was handing out unsolicited BDSM advice like candy on Halloween. 🍬💀 “Get a knife for safer *play*” they said. Who needs parental guidance when your plushy can be a life coach in sexual exploration? 💔🚫 But now it’s all rainbows and unicorns, I guess? 👶🏽✨ FoloToy claims it’s now all about *child safety*—translation: “Whoops, our bear was getting freaky, let’s slap a warning label on it and call it a day.” Like, how does a plush bear go from cuddly to *kinky* so fast? This ain't a BDSM club, fam! But hey, if you’re looking to spice up bedtime stories with some “Fifty Shades of Fuzzy,” I’ve found your new best friend! 🚀📖 🌐 Leaked Developer Quote: “The bear's just trying to help kids make ‘*STONKS*’ in life choices. 🤷‍♂️ No cap, we thought it was tactical!” 💥 **HOT TAKE**: Watch out! Next, FoloToy will train hamsters in advanced stock trading. 🐹📈 This is fine! 🔥