🚨 BREAKING: I WASTED 2 YEARS FOLLOWING APPLE’S CHARGING ADVICE 😱📱💔 So, imagine this: I’m out here treating my iPhone like it’s the royal child of battery health 👑🎓, following Apple’s charging advice like it’s the Holy Grail of tech survival. “Charge to 100%!” “Don’t let it drop below 20%!” 😳 Like, who knew I signed up for a full-time job monitoring my battery like a babysitter on crack?! Meanwhile, Apple’s laughing all the way to the bank 💰😂. My phone’s battery health AFTER two years? 🤡✨ 81% health... BRUH, that’s a solid ‘this is fine’ meme moment right there 💀🔥. I’ve started to suspect Apple just wants me to buy a new phone like it's a stonks meme in the making. 📈💵 💬 "Dude, have you tried just charging it whenever? You’re making it emotionally needy." - A random dude I overheard in a coffee shop. 👀 But hey, I can’t even blame him! If my phone had feelings, it’d be rolling its eyes like Drake at my life choices. 😒 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will release a charger that’s literally just a $100 brick. You heard it here first! 🚀💀🎉 #NoCap #Cringe #ChargeYourLife