🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERWORLD 🚨! Your favorite coding platform just dropped $25M and we’re here for the chaos! 💰💥 Introducing FLOX: the magic potion that transforms your sad, lonely terminal into a dev paradise with just ONE command! 😻🔮 “I don't know how I survived without this” said no engineer ever before… but now with FLOX, they’ll be saying, “F*** YES” in unison! 🤖✨ Led by Addition (probably named because they realized how many zeros were in that $25M check), FLOX is like that one friend who arrives at the party and makes everything LEGENDARY! 🎉🔥 Meanwhile, other startups are seething in their basements like, “Wait, we were gonna do that too, no cap!” 🤡💀 But let’s be real for a sec: is it REALLY worth 25 million smackers to avoid typing out a few commands? Drake said “Nah” 🤔 but then the galaxy brained with “Stonks!” 🚀📈. 🎤 In an imaginary developer meeting, one dude is screaming: “If FLOX doesn't come with pizza and energy drinks, I’m OUT!” 🍕⚡️ 🚀 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2025, FLOX will be so ubiquitous that you'll need a terminal command just to order coffee! BRB, coding my future! 💻☕️ #ThisIsFine