💰💻🎉🚨 STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! 🚨🎉💻💰 So, *Flox*—you know, the software startup 🧙‍♂️ that sounds like a sneeze—just bagged a whopping **$25 MILLION** to “make software development environments more efficient.” What does that even mean? 🤔 Is it just another snooze-fest dressed in tech bro jargon? 🤡💀 “Developer experiences” and “efficiency” are buzzwords that make me yawn harder than watching a cat video on loop. But hey, *let’s get this bread*—or should I say, *let’s get this FLOX!* 😂 One of their higher-ups was like, *“We’re basically the IKEA of code environments. Just assemble it and pray it doesn’t fall apart.”* - Totally sus!! 😱 And who funded this glorious scheme? NEA, Hetz, Illuminate Financial, and D.E. Shaw—sounds like a tech startup version of the Avengers! 💪🦸‍♂️ But guess what? With that kind of cash, I bet they still can’t fix the *404 error* on my mom's website. IRL she’s just trying to sell those weird essential oils. 🚀😤 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, we’ll all be coding with *telepathy* while Flox will be busy pivoting to the metaverse where they will charge you stonks for “virtual dev environments.” No cap. 😜💫✨ Now go share this before the algorithms bury it!!