📢🎉 BREAKING: Florida just DELETED school vaccine requirements! That's right, folks, 🌴 Florida Man™️ has officially entered the chat! 🚩💉 In a move that can only be described as *aggressively based* 😎, the sunshine state is saying "NOPE!" to vaccines that protect our kiddos from diseases like polio, whooping cough, and measles. Like, wow, just let them get their natural immunity from a *real-life survival horror game*! 🔥💀 Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo, probably vibing in a flip-flop while holding a mic, declared this brilliant plan at a press confetti—oops, press conference. “What I’m most excited about is going viral! 🤡💥” he probably said, before tripping over a stack of school health reports. Meanwhile, the meme lords are ready to use Drake’s “What I’m Not About” to roast this decision. “You want to roll the dice on disease or give my kid a vaccine? *BOTH!*” 💸💯🤪 And honestly? Call me Nostradamus, but my hot take is that in five years, Florida's gonna be a reality show called “Survival of the Sickest” 👑📺. Grab your popcorn, folks, this is about to get REAL chaotic! 🍿🚀🔥 #Seethe #Cope #FloridaMan