🚀📉 *BREAKING: SpaceX Just Made Your Florida Vacation WAY Less Lit* 💸🌴 So apparently, the FAA dropped a hot new mixtape 🎤 called "Starship Delays: A Total Bummer" 🚥💔. The tea? SpaceX’s epic rocket launches are about to F U C K UP your vacation plans, delaying flights by up to TWO HOURS! That’s like, two *extra* hours of “This Is Fine” while you sip on overpriced airport coffee ☕️🔥 and contemplate your life choices. You know what they say: "Stonks go up, but your flight's gonna be grounded!" 📈🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Elon’s over here like Drake pointing 👉💀 “Yeah, SpaceX is cool, but ya'll need to chill!" This man literally could launch a rocket to Mars while I'm still stuck waiting for my boarding call. Meanwhile, I can already hear the imaginary FAA staff's group chat (or is it more like "Group Cringe"? 🤡): **Developer #1:** “Should we warn them?” **Developer #2:** “Nah, let them cope. They signed the ticket of doom.” 🚨 HOT TAKE: By 2025, airports in Florida will officially become launch pads for rocket launches. Yup! Pack your bags, you're boarding the Starship Airline! 💥🤖 Can’t wait to see Grandma rocket past Pluto! 💫💀 Hit that share button and let’s meme this infuriating news all the way to the Moon! Share this chaos, fam! 🔥💥✈️