🚨🚨 CRINGE ALERT! 🚨🚨 Flock Safety just got BTFO by both sides of the political aisle, leaving their data situation looking more scrambled than an eggs benedict 🍳💔. Apparently, lawmakers and local organizers are NOT vibing with their “Watch Me 24/7” policies on license plate surveillance. We’re talking about the tech family reunion where EVERYONE brings their issues to the table! 🤡 For real tho, Flock be like “We handle data responsibly! 😇” while everyone’s like “C’mon fam, this isn’t a TikTok dance challenge!” 🤦‍♂️. Big brother vibes are all fun and games until you realize your car's license plate is squawking like it got its own Twitter account! 🐦💀 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: "We thought 'Flock Safety' was just a cute name, not a red flag! This is fine! 🔥" I mean, who needs privacy anyway? Good luck explaining to the FBI why your license plate was in a romantic dinner spot for *four* suspicious hours! 😂💔 🔥 Hot take incoming: The next update will let cops *paint* over your license plate! Watch as the Flock app turns your car into a canvas. Stonks, bro! 💰🚗💥