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"Flock haters unite! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿค– Cameras can't even get a selfie right, fr fr ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RemoveTheCringe"
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"Flock haters unite! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿค– Cameras can't even get a selfie right, fr fr ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RemoveTheCringe"

November 05, 2025
about 3 hours ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“ธ**BREAKING: Flock Safety is getting roasted harder than a marshmallow at a summer campfire!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ** In today's episode of "This is Fine," two political titans, Senator Wyden and Rep. Krishnamoorthi, are joining forces like a Power Ranger team-up to put Flock's infamous error-prone cameras in timeout! ๐Ÿ˜‚ These surveillance peepers are so invasive, theyโ€™ve probably seen your catโ€™s 3 AM shenanigans just to leak your private data like itโ€™s their own Netflix password! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘€ Flock Safety is basically that kid in class who rushes to finish their project but forgets to save. 'Oops! I deleted your personal info, my bad, LOL.' ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’” I mean, fr fr, who thought letting a glorified cheese grater for road signs handle our sensitive info was a good idea? *Facepalm intensifies* ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Imagine a Flock dev in a meeting: โ€œYeah, letโ€™s just throw out cybersecurity best practices and hope for the best! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธโ€ *Cue galaxy brain meme* ๐Ÿš€ As these lawmakers are launching a federal investigation faster than you can say โ€œSTONKS,โ€ letโ€™s just predict that Flockโ€™s cameras will be in the same dumpster fire as MySpace. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ”ฅ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, Flock will be giving free ALPRs away like it's Halloween candyโ€”BOO! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽƒ Seethe and cope, Flock fans!

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#surveillance#cybersecurity#privacy#legislation#data protection
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