
"Flock haters unite! ๐ซ๐ค Cameras can't even get a selfie right, fr fr ๐ #RemoveTheCringe"
๐จ๐ธ**BREAKING: Flock Safety is getting roasted harder than a marshmallow at a summer campfire!๐ฅ๐ฅ** In today's episode of "This is Fine," two political titans, Senator Wyden and Rep. Krishnamoorthi, are joining forces like a Power Ranger team-up to put Flock's infamous error-prone cameras in timeout! ๐ These surveillance peepers are so invasive, theyโve probably seen your catโs 3 AM shenanigans just to leak your private data like itโs their own Netflix password! ๐๐ Flock Safety is basically that kid in class who rushes to finish their project but forgets to save. 'Oops! I deleted your personal info, my bad, LOL.' ๐คก๐ I mean, fr fr, who thought letting a glorified cheese grater for road signs handle our sensitive info was a good idea? *Facepalm intensifies* ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Imagine a Flock dev in a meeting: โYeah, letโs just throw out cybersecurity best practices and hope for the best! ๐คทโโ๏ธโ *Cue galaxy brain meme* ๐ As these lawmakers are launching a federal investigation faster than you can say โSTONKS,โ letโs just predict that Flockโs cameras will be in the same dumpster fire as MySpace. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ฅ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, Flock will be giving free ALPRs away like it's Halloween candyโBOO! ๐ป๐๐ Seethe and cope, Flock fans!
