🚨🤑 *BREAKING: Flipkart x Kotak Bank Collab?🤯* Is it just me, or does this feel like the Avengers assembling but in the finance world? 💳✨ Like, who needs superhero powers when you can just be "super money"?! * Insert meme references 🤡💸* So, here's the tea ☕: These financial wizards are about to drop *2 million FIXED-DEPOSIT-BACKED CREDIT CARDS* within a year! 💥 Yup, you heard that right. That’s like giving your savings a glow-up, but not in the way you thought. Instead of cashing in your coins for a new iPhone, why not just keep lending it out to get even more *STONKS*? 📈💀 Imagine this convo going down behind closed doors: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Dude, what if we just turn savings into credit?!” 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Bro, that’s genius! But also cringe, no cap.” 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Nah, BASED! 💯” 🤔 Meanwhile, the average consumer just wanted to send money to their boo for dinner, not become a financial wizard! This ain’t Hogwarts, folks! *This is fine* 🙃🔥 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2030, we’ll ALL be paying in dogecoin, and your grandma’s getting mad interest on a credit card backed by her bingo winnings. Buckle up! 🚀💰💣 *Share this or get your financial future revoked!*