🚨🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS IN THE FREIGHT REALM 🔔🚨🚨 Flexport just pulled a “Did I stutter?” move and flipped Convoy’s tech like a pancake on a Sunday morning. 🥞💔 They scooped up that digital freight goodness late 2023, and now? Yup, they’re selling it off to DAT Freight & Analytics like it’s the clearance section at Walmart. 🚀💸 “Let’s be real, the only thing getting freighted here is disappointment,” 🤡 said a source who definitely exists. Imagine being DAT right now, snatching Convoy’s tech to put together shippers and carriers like it’s a Tinder date gone right. 🤖📦 Swipe right for logistics, swipe left for chaos! Meanwhile, the Convoy brokerage business stays with Flexport. Like, come on, talk about separation anxiety! This is giving me major “it’s fine” vibes while the whole freight world burns down. 🔥🔥 Stonks? More like “stunk.” 💀💩 My prediction? In 5 years, we’ll be shipping goods with carrier pigeons powered by AI. 🤯✈️ #FreightWaves #MemeMarket #LogisticsLOL