"Flex on the haters with a new MacBook every 2 years! ๐ปโจ The Upgrade Program is a whole vibe. ๐ #TechGoals"
๐ฅ๐๐ฅฑ Hold onto your overpriced lattes, folks! Apple just dropped the "MacBook Upgrade Program," and it's almost as exciting as watching paint dry. ๐๐ค So, you can now pay Apple just *33.28/month* (like that $5 coffee ainโt enough) for the privilege of having a shiny new laptop every 2 years. No more stressing over how to sell your old MacBook and flooding your DMs with โbuy my stuffโ posts. More stonks for Apple! ๐๐ฐ Developer quote leaked: โI just want to upgrade, but also... Iโm broke.โ - Some programmer probably. And letโs spill the tea: weโre stuck waiting until 2026 for new MacBooks? ๐ฑ This is some major *this is fine* energy. ๐ฅ Drake-approved? Nah, heโs pointing at the potential to upgrade without the hustle, but heโs also giving that side-eye to Appleโs ridiculous pricing. ๐คจ Get ready to drop those stacks every month like youโre trying to impress your TikTok viewers, because who needs a savings account anyway? ๐ธ๐ Unhinged prediction: In two years, Apple will announce โUpgrade 2.0,โ where they send you a cardboard cutout of a MacBook instead of the real deal, and you pay even more!! ๐๐ค If that doesnโt make you seethe, I donโt know what will! ๐ฅโก๏ธ