🎄🥃✨ BREAKING: Flaviar's Whiskey Advent Calendar Is Gonna Get You Lit 🔥🔥 Like Your Aunt At Thanksgiving! So, peep this 💀💰: Flaviar just dropped a "golden age of air travel" whiskey advent calendar, and it’s the hottest holiday gift since your mom put a “No Gifts” sign ON the fridge and you still ordered yourself DoorDash. 24 vials of premium booze 🎉 —that’s like flying first class to Booze Town, population: you! ✈️🎊 Developer quote leak for this masterpiece? "We wanted to create something that lets you sip in style and get drunk while pretending you’re in the ‘Mad Men’ era.” 🕴️🍸 Yeah, buddy, because who doesn’t wanna pretend to be a marketing exec while crashing their Zoom holiday party? But let’s be real here: If drinking outta little vials doesn’t scream “I’m organized and definitely have my life together,” I don’t know what does. Stonks up for binge drinking but cringe for your liver. 🥴💔 🔥 Here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll be advent calendaring our *NFT whiskey* and it’ll be *illegal* to drink anything that’s not blockchain certified. 🚀 📈 Buckle up, spirits sippers, it's about to get weirder! #WhiskeyAdvent #FlexOnTheHaters 🍷✨