🚨🔥🎉 **BREAKING: Budget Phones Are The New Flagships? LOL!** 🎉🔥🚨 Okay, fam, hold onto your wallets because it looks like the *flagship phone* flex is getting a makeover! 🚀💰 Samsung just dropped their new Galaxy Z Flip 7 FE — FE for “Freakin' Expensive” 🤡💀 at a jaw-dropping $900 (that’s more than my rent)! I mean, come on, if I wanted to pay that much for a flip phone, I’d just buy a time machine and go back to 2005! And don’t even get me started on Apple. 🍏👀 The iPhone 16E — a.k.a. the "iPhone 16, but like, you know, cheaper" — is only $600. You get the same processor, but they *literally* just removed a camera. Like, what are we doing here? *Drake pointing* to my wallet saying, “No cap, just take my money!” 🤦‍♂️💸 🚨 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We just wanted to make the budget phone sound fancy, so we threw some glitter on it. Cha-ching! 💰💅” The future of phones? Forget “budget” — the new vibe is “budget but still dead inside, cope and seethe.” 🤷‍♂️ This is fine. 🔥🌍 **Hot take:** In 2025, we’ll all be using *socks* with Bluetooth — yeah, fr fr. Just wait for Apple to announce the iSock 17. You heard it here first! 🧦📱💥