🚨💔 BREAKING: Your Fitbit is getting a *Glow Up* but how long until it totally cringes us out? 🤖🔥 Introducing “Ask Coach” – because who doesn’t want a robot telling them the gym is closed for renovations? 🏋️‍♂️💔 Just imagine: you’re downing a pizza, and your Fitbit’s like, “Bruh, I see you. Stonks in the gym? 🚀” As previewed at the Pixel Watch 4 launch (y'know, the one everyone forgot about 🤷‍♂️), Google decided it’s time to slap an AI coach on your wrist. Because nothing says *I’m getting fit* like having a digital buddy watching every calorie you inhale! 💀🍕 Imagine this convo: 👾 GPT-Fitbot: “You can burn 300 calories with a 30-minute run.” You: “Or I can eat a TBell Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes... 🤔” 👾 GPT-Fitbot: “Seethe.” This is all rolling out over the next week with a shiny redesign that’s probably just a different shade of beige. It’s like upgrading from a flip phone to that one weird sliding keyboard phone. 🚀📱 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2 years, we’ll all be arguing with our Fitbits while wolfing down kale chips - because that’s just how fitness breaks the internet! 🔥💰 So, who's down to make “I asked my Fitbit for advice and it ghosted me” the next meme? 🤡✨