🚨📉 BREAKING: FITBIT IS DOWN!! 🥤💥 Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite *“Let’s pretend I care about cardio”* device is experiencing a midlife crisis! 😱 Apparently, the app’s food logging feature decided to take a *sabbatical*—what a mood! 🤡✨ Users are pulling a “This is fine” while the barcode scanner’s throwing error messages like it’s trying to dodge responsibilities. 📊💀 🎉💔 “I tried to log my kale salad,” one user was quoted as saying, “but instead I got a black hole of error messages. Guess I’m losing weight through existential dread.” 😩🔥 Meanwhile, the stonks of Fitbit’s credibility are plummeting faster than the calories you won’t be tracking! 📉💸 Custom food creation is the ONLY thing still functional, which *really* gives me that “Hey, remember when we thought we could innovate?” vibe. Drake’s over here looking at Fitbit like, “1-800-UPDATE-YOUR-APP.” 🤦🏽‍♂️ And here’s my UNHINGED prediction: 👀 In twenty years, we’ll be living in a dystopia where fitness devices have taken over the world, tracking our steps while we seethe about that broken barcode scanner. The apocalypse is coming, and it’s served by Fitbit! 🚀🔥💀 #FitbitDown #Mood SHARE this chaos! 🥳