🚨💤BREAKING: Fitbit just got a glow-up and it’s lit fam! 🔥 Say goodbye to your "sleep like a baby" vibes because they're actually making sleep tracking MORE accurate! 💤💖 But beware: it's also gonna wake you up to the reality that you’re sleeping like a sad potato 🥔 #WakeUpCall 🤡 💡 What does that mean? Well, if you thought you were living that REM life, you might actually be spending 80% of the night awake, scrolling TikTok for those sweet, sweet dopamine hits 🤑. As one dev was heard mumbling under their breath: “Waking up to bad news? Sounds like a Monday.” 💀💔 And of course, the tech hype is real. Drake would be pointing at that increased “awake” metric like, “You know this ain’t it” 👀. But hey, let’s just pretend it’s all about optimizing our rest, amirite? Stonks 📈 for our sleep stats! But wait, wait, WAIT! 🚀 Here’s the kicker—Fitbit’s gonna make you regret those late-night pizza rolls 🍕💔 because suddenly you realize you’ve been wide awake at 3 AM contemplating life choices. 🥴 So here’s the spicy prediction—Fitbit will soon drop a *“Wake-Up Challenge”* where you can compete with your friends based on your new “screaming at the void” awake time. 🤖💰 Can’t wait, fr fr! 💀 So gear up, fam, sleep is about to get way more chaotic! 😂💤 #ThisIsFine