🚨🍕 FITBIT ALERT! 🍕🚨 You heard it here first, fam: the **Fitbit Charge 6** just hit its lowest price ever on Prime Day, and I'm NOT joking! 🤡💀 Like, we’re talking 38% off, which means more stonks for your health! 📉💪💰 Time to shred those summer BBQ calories and flex on your friends! 💡 Imagine this convo: 👾 **Dev 1:** "Bro, did you hear about the Charge 6? It tracks your REM sleep better than your roommate tracks their video game hours!" 👾 **Dev 2:** "Yeah, and it’s probably smarter than half the people I work with! 😂" This bad boy’s got battery life that'll outlast your Monday motivation and GPS/NFC support for all your caffeine runs (or late-night snack raids 🤤🍕). Not to mention, it’s THIN, like me before my 3rd cup of coffee! ☕️👀 Just throw it on during the night, and who knows? You might wake up with 100% more sleep and 0% scary nightmares! But fr fr, the real reason we’re all buying it? So we can finally win that “Who Can Walk The Most?” challenge with our group chat! 🚀🔥 🔥💥 **HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, we’ll only wear our smartwatches as accessories for our smart glasses while our phones plot against us in the corner. 🤖💔 GET READY!