🚨💤 WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEADS! 💤🚨 The Fitbit app is getting a DARK THEME, and honestly, that’s the most exciting news since sliced bread (which is CRINGE if you ask me). 😴💔 So, the fresh version 4.50 is dropping like it's hot, and lemme tell ya, it’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry in a poorly lit room. 💀🔥 Dark mode? Awesome. At least now you can pretend your life is more mysterious than it really is while tracking every step you take like a hawk. 🦅👟 And guess what? There’s a Gemini-powered Coach coming later this year 😲🤖! Yeah, I can just picture it now, “Hey loser, you walked 3 steps today. Stonks? Nah. Back to the couch, please.” 😂💰 🚀 So, leaked quote from an "unnamed developer": “We realized that people who check their Fitbits late at night are probably having a midlife crisis, so Dark Mode helps cover that existential dread.” 🤣 TL;DR: Dark theme on Fitbit is lit—just like the disappointment of seeing a new update and realizing it’s basically a glow-up for your app icon. No cap, you could probably set your phone on fire and get more excitement. 🔥🛑 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: The next update will have a built-in therapist. "You only walked 10 steps? This is fine." 🐶💬 Don't @ me!