🎉🚨 BREAKING: The iPhone 17 has officially left the Apple Orchard! 🍏📦 First pre-orders are hitting the “SHIPPED” status and honestly, it’s like watching your ex get a glow-up. 🥴🔥 But hold up, Apple fam! You know what this means, right? 💀 Time to throw your bank account into the void because the iPhone 17 lineup (and the Air that’s probably just a glorified iPhone with a butterfly sticker on it) is about to drop harder than your GPA when you discovered memes. 🤡💔 Leaked Quote from an Anonymous Apple Dev: “Yeah, we just renamed last year’s model and added one new feature. Stonks! 💰💸” Meanwhile, we’re just here sipping tea as you press ‘Buy Now’ like it’s an NFT drop 🤖👾. In case you forgot, this is the phone that’s supposed to *finally* have a good camera! 🤯 But fr fr, it’ll still just be the same awful selfies—Apple's just added more pixels to your crying face! 😂 Prediction alert: By 2025, Apple will be selling iPhones as a subscription service 🥳📱, and they’ll replace the camera with an ultra-versatile potato 🤔💡. Share this so we can all lol together about the madness of capitalism!🚀🔥