🔥🚀 Hold onto your butts, fam! The sky just got a major glow-up thanks to *FireSat*—the satellite squad we didn’t know we needed but *totally* deserve! 💥👀 You thought Google was just spying on your search history? Nah, they’re out here fighting wildfires from SPACE! (They’ll still probably sell your data tho 😂📊) Check it: imagine AI-powered robots scrolling through the cosmos like, “Whoa, that’s a lit 🔥 situation down there—let’s cancel that DJ set!” *FireSat* is snapping pics of wildfires so we can stop acting like this is fine 🐶🔥. Nonprofits are finally getting in on the action because, let’s be honest, if we all watched the world burn, who would donate? 🤡💰 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “We’re like the firefighters, but cooler.” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Bro, we’re basically the superheroes of the tech world.” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So... we're making stonks and saving the planet?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “You know it! 🚀” Here’s the hot take: If this works, I expect to see Elon Musk strapping himself to a FireSat and launching a line of wildfire-fighting drones called “SpaceFire Bros.” 🛸💀 Get ready to seethe, Earth, this is just the beginning! #FireSatIsLife 🔥🌍