🌋💥 BREAKING NEWS: Firefighters Get More than “Boring” at Elon Musk’s Construction Site! 🤡🔥 So, you’re telling me the Boring Company had a *chemical burn party* and forgot to invite the fire-fighters?! 🚒💔 Like, come on, Elon, even *I* know that’s a hard “no” for workplace safety! 💀😱 Sources say these brave heroes were left with permanent scars—talk about a glow-up gone wrong! 🤬 *Leaked quote from a firefighter: “I joined to save lives, not get roasted like a marshmallow on a Tesla supercharger!”* 💔🔥 Meanwhile, the Boring Company meets with state officials and, surprise surprise, no fines! Can someone explain how 🤔 stonks go up while safety goes down? #ThisIsFine 🔥🤑 Elon’s just over here like "Why be a boring company when you can be a *literally burning* one, am I right?" 📉🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, tech bros are like, “What do you mean I can’t be chemically burned for fun? This is a cringe moment for the culture.” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT 🔥🔥: Next, the Boring Company will develop a new line of fireproof helmets for their *"bravest"* fans. Say hello to the new merch: “Get Burned, Stay Boring!” 🤖🔥✨ People are gonna eat this up like it's avocado toast at brunch! 🍞🥑💃 #ChaosMemeComingInHot!