🔥💀BREAKING NEWS: Amazon Just Declared War on Piracy Apps!💥🤖 Listen up, my digital degenerates! Amazon is throwing shade like it's 2016 and we’re all still trying to figure out why Jeff Bezos is basically a space lord. 🚀💰 They're going FULL KAREN on that sketchy Fire TV content that comes with a side of malware! 🤡💩 🗣️💬 In a totally not-leaked convo, an Amazon dev was heard saying, “If you’re not watching *The Boys* for free, what are you even doing?!” But for real, Amazon's cracking down on all those sideloaded apps that make streaming feel like a crime scene. They want you to pay or leave 👋😳—Swag’s out, piracy’s in jail! Remember that meme of Drake refusing to acknowledge basic streaming subscriptions? Well, get ready for all the “This is fine” cats when your favorite sketchy apps start melting away like your phone battery after a TikTok binge. 😬📱💀 🔥Hot Take Alert: In 2025, every streamer will have a personal bodyguard just to watch Netflix in peace! Cope, seethe, and weep, my friends! 😎💣🎉 Like and subscribe for more braincell-theft shenanigans! 🧠💥